Magicians who wear pancake makeup are annoying. Rocky is not a big fan of magic. No, he likes pet shops. When annoyed, Rocky gets angry. When angry, Rocky gets into fights. Usually with local yokels, but occasionally with magicians.
Rocky vs. David Copperfield = Busted-Up David Copperfield.
Friday, August 31, 2007
Wednesday, August 29, 2007
Rocky Would Beat Up...Clubber Lang!
It's a little known fact, but Rocky used to beat up Clubber Lang, just for something to do, every year or so even after Rocky got his title back! Clubber Lang would show up, looking all tough with his crazy mohawk, and throw down challenges, no matter where they was: in the park, at the library, even at the children's puppet theater! And Rocky would always try to NOT fight, mainly because Adrian was usually there and so damn classy, but Clubber would eventually insult his manhood and hit on Adrian, so Rocky would have to pummel him with a few left hooks.
Tuesday, August 28, 2007
Rocky Would Beat Up...the Rock!
Rocky would play rat-a-tat-a-tat with The Rock's face for a few rounds, before knocking him out with a left hook. Pro wrestler's got no chance in the ring these days. Don't believe it? Just check out Rocky III, where Rocky laid a beatdown on Hulk Hogan. Case closed!
Rocky Would Beat Up...Wino Pete
...Except I'm going to get to Wino Pete first. That fool will be trown a beating like no other. Insulting my sister, Maria? Not on my watch, jabroni!
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