Rocky Would Beat Up...the Rock!

Rocky would play rat-a-tat-a-tat with The Rock's face for a few rounds, before knocking him out with a left hook. Pro wrestler's got no chance in the ring these days. Don't believe it? Just check out Rocky III, where Rocky laid a beatdown on Hulk Hogan. Case closed!

Rocky Would Beat Up...Wino Pete

...Except I'm going to get to Wino Pete first. That fool will be trown a beating like no other. Insulting my sister, Maria? Not on my watch, jabroni!